Teacher: Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?
Student: Smo-king, Drin-king and Fuc-king!
"Era meia noite num claro dia,
sentado num banco de madeira feito de pedra,
lia um jornal sem letras à luz de um candeeiro apagado,
e calado em altos berros dizia:
-A terra é uma esfera quadrada que gira parada à volta do sol.
Ao lado calado, um jovem idoso dizia:
-Mais vale morrer que perder a vida."
Então eu passo a explicar . . .
O mundo acaba em 2012 quando nós tivermos 17 anos . . .
Se formos com 16 pra Lisboa só vivemos lá um ano e só estamos com os gémeos um ano :'(
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